Café – Restaurant, 187 Deptford High Street, Borough of Lewisham, London SE8, 2002 • Boasts ridiculously tiny accent on Café. Astonishingly, this still looked exactly the same (minus flags) in 2012. (A sad update: on 29 May 2013 the premises, which it transpires was being used as a flat, was subject to an arson attack, in which an elderly woman died – there’s a report here.)